18 Search Results: porn

Debbie Does Dallas: Squeaky Clean Version

The canonical pornographic film with everything XXX cut out. A plot emerges: It's no Logjammin. Fuck you, Jerry. Four MySpace videos in a row kicks ass....

Bald Britney is a Babe

Let me be the first to say that Britney's new look is fucking hot. Probably, this is because it reminds me of the spectacular Bella Donna xxx, because I generally prefer long, brown hair....

At the Risk of Sounding Like An Apologist for Something Terrible

A disclaimer: child pornography is really bad. An educator possessing child pornography is really, really bad. People are assumed innocent until proven guilty. I feel like the latest report on former Teaneck High School Principal Joe White's upcoming trial, raises...

Faith Leon is Crazy Hot

Hot and chillin' with Charlotte Stokley....

Boa Constrictor Eats a Whole Kangaroo

Swallows the thing whole, without chewing, as such snakes do. Eat your heart out, Heather Harmon xxx. (via Jeremy Zawodny)...

Another Rocco?

I just got spam from "Jorge Siffredi" re: "Clases de Inglés". I only wish Rocco had a Spanish brother....

Girls Gone (A Little Too) Wild

Turns out that the guy behind the cable-advertised, medium-core porn series has been doing some wildin' out of his own. The Smoking Gun says, "Several underage girls were filmed topless and bathing together at a local motel. Investigators allege that...

Mmmm ... Jennifer Connelly

Boy, Jennifer Connelly is hot. The link goes to two galleries of photos of this hottie. Some are topless (xxx), most are safe for work. While I'm at it, here's some Google bait: Jenifer Connelly. Jenniffer Connelly. Jennifer Connoley. Jennifer...

Grossbergproject?

Jesus, Tom is right. My site does look like Stile Project (xxx). Used to check that site daily (circa late 1999/early 2000), but rarely visit now. Must be my subconscious kicking in....

Lots of Cox

Yay! Three more Calli Cox searches: one from Google, one from Yahoo, and one from Google Australia. OK folks, be happy: here she is, accepting her award for best new starlet. Cute, yes. Remotely relevant to this blog, no....

I Can't Hack Playboy

Another bizarre Google referrer: Google search: hack into playboy site centerfold Sorry bro. Can't help you there. This site only encourages hacking in the traditional sense, not the media hype sense. More info on what I mean by real hacking....

Porn Stars and Gay Programmers

More fun with Google referrer stats. Two recent searches that landed people on my blog: Google search: calli cox ... Calli Cox (a.k.a. Cali Cox) is a mediocre porn star. I've seen her in Anabolic's "Oral Consumption 4" and on...

College Porn, Part 2

Here is a pic of the folks involved in the IU story below. Calli Cox is the blonde on the left. Here is the livejournal of Batya, an adorable girl I know through my gf Pam....

College Porn, Part 1

This is a pretty funny story (xxx) and, incidentally, this is the same porn star who was on that show Blind Date....

NSFW

Henceforth, all links that I know are "not safe for work" will be marked with an (xxx) next to them. Even if it's a bit of overstatement, at least everyone knows what a triple-x means....

Big Nose Fetish

Yet another bizarre fetish that, were it not for the web, I would have remained completely ignorant about. Asian chicks (some nude) with pinnochio noses....

"We are the Government"

Hmm. So much for my liberal friends' naivete that our government is good for us. It's no Tuskeegee experiment, but that's tough to match, in terms of violating your own citizens' well-being. Think about it, you clowns — if the...

Hehe. Marc Likes Pornos.

So embarassing. I didn't even post on Usenet until 1994-5 and even then, it seemed hidden away from the eyes of the world....