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Do Not Read This If You've Eaten In The Past Twelve Hours

Oct 30, 2007 8:39 AM
Tags: news, sex, teaneck

And, like that, the news from my hometown can only improve:

"A part-time lab technician at Holy Name Hospital [in Teaneck, NJ] was caught having sex with the body of a 92-year-old woman in the hospital's morgue, authorities said Monday."

Granted, he was living in Manhattan and only working in NJ. But here's the mugshot and here's his MySpace page: "[W]orking hard always cause I know in the end it will all pay off. The harder you work the harder you can party." I suppose so, if you're a necrophile working in a hospital morgue.


Comments: Do Not Read This If You've Eaten In The Past Twelve Hours

I went to the guy's myspace page. He just seems like your garden variety club asshole. If he were a date rapist? Yeah I could see that. Closet case? Sure. A little bit of both? Yeah, probably. But wow, this guy really distinguishes himself among the club rat pervs.

Posted by: Lori on October 30, 2007 11:32 PM | permalink

Yeah, based on the MySpace page, I would have said "typical guido douchebag." Little would I have known that he was quite *a*typical.

Posted by: Joe Grossberg on October 31, 2007 8:07 AM | permalink

You know, I can't decide what's worse: taggin' a 92-year-old woman, or humpin' a dead body.

K-K-K-KILLER COMBO!@#!!!

Posted by: Dossy Shiobara on October 31, 2007 10:20 PM | permalink

I'm pretty confident the corpse part is worse.

Posted by: Joe Grossberg on November 1, 2007 8:34 AM | permalink

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