My Three Comments on the Oscars
- The infamous film critic ("The Three Amigos", get it?) Nick Schager has a recap of the night. Check it out. And read his blog and check his hundreds of movie reviews before and after you see any films, or I will throw a brick at your penis or labia.
- Has there ever been a woman who has looked as consistently amazing as Beyonce does? Jesus Christ.
- No, I'm not that bummed about Borat not being an Academy Award-winning comedy. It's really funny, but it's just not good cinema. The one nomination — for best adaptation of a screenplay — was a stretch.
Comments: My Three Comments on the Oscars
Beyonce didn't look that good at the Oscars...that particular shade of green just doesn't suit her.
Posted by: dawn summers on February 27, 2007 1:00 PM | permalinkBeyonce is consistently beautiful.
Another person I would add to the list of consistently beautiful is Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: chuckjerry on February 28, 2007 11:21 AM | permalinkEh, I think she's gotten too thin. I miss those big, soft titties.
Posted by: Joe Grossberg on February 28, 2007 1:27 PM | permalinkNo more comments! Either someone has violated Godwin's Law, I'm tired of the discussion or, most likely, the ten-week window has closed. You can, however, contact me through email.