Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole
She was so outrageous.
But now she's dead.
And the only thing that surprises me is that she lived this long, with all the weight gain and loss, the painkillers, the booze and the stress.
So, am I the only one that thinks — cui bono — that Howard K. Stern is curiously well-positioned after the her death and that of her son?
Now he, and her daughter by him, are the only heirs to the billions she sketchily inherited from her late husband.
This is indeed very sad. Has the paternity of her newborn child been conclusively established? It'll be interesting to see what happens to all that money.
Posted by: Danny G on February 8, 2007 5:24 PM | permalinkI'm converting this pop culture post into one of government involvement with money. Now that I've done that, the big question is: should Howard pay inheritance tax?
Switching back to pop culture: If he did do it, and the media goes big on it, can people deal with there being two Howard Sterns in the media?
Posted by: *dell on February 8, 2007 11:32 PM | permalinkI'm w/ Dan....I'm not convinced that the little girl is actually his.
Posted by: j on February 9, 2007 9:20 AM | permalinkThat kid is mos def not Howard's. I don't think Anna Nicole would hit that. The real dad is Larry Birkhead, a dude from Louisville, or Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. It's sad though, even she contributed negatively to society. I think she blamed herself for her son's death. Plus, she hadn't won any of Marshall's money. There's no fortune coming to Stern. ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA ANNA NICOLE, SHE'S SO NOT LIVING!
Posted by: Tamara Ikenberg on February 10, 2007 12:23 AM | permalinkNo more comments! Either someone has violated Godwin's Law, I'm tired of the discussion or, most likely, the ten-week window has closed. You can, however, contact me through email.