I give the Jewish Robot props for being honest about his below-average height and even linking to his JDate profile.

I swear to G-d, one time I went out with a girl who looked so much different from her photos (like, no exaggeration, 50 lbs. heavier) that I didn't recognize her. I also know a dude who's divorced and puts "single", because he split with his ex-wife like ten years ago.

JDirt's very cynical phrasebook isn't all fictional.

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