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Washington Wildlife

Jun 04, 2006 9:53 PM
Tags: dc, environment, humor

Animals I saw this weekend:

  • A deer in Rock Creek Park on Friday night
  • A fox near Arlington Cemetery tonight

Animals I didn't see:

  • The bird who crapped onto my leg in Georgetown. You motherfucker.

Comments: Washington Wildlife

Huh... when were you driving through Rock Creek Park? This afternoon, I was driving through there to drop Dena off at home, and we saw deer too.

Sorry about the bird, though that did make me laugh. A bird crapped on my coat when I was a kid, if that makes you feel any better.

Oh, and thanks for coming to my party. Good times!

Posted by: Jay on June 4, 2006 10:16 PM | permalink

I done seen myself a coyote this weekend out there a fer piece from the city folk.

(saw...um...a few deer, a fox, and several hawks as well)

Posted by: Bubba on June 5, 2006 3:16 PM | permalink

When I lived in San Francisco seagulls defecated on me at least once a month. I'm glad that their aim wasn't better, because they tried pretty much every day.

Posted by: Od-ll on June 5, 2006 7:00 PM | permalink

It's all my fault :(

Kind regards.

Posted by: becky on June 5, 2006 10:40 PM | permalink

If I blogged a similar post, I think it would take me 3 hours to write.

Your story reminds me ..

My grandparents used to take me and my cousin to Lake Erie when we were kids for summer vacation. We were playing mini-golf, and this bird pooped right on my cousin's head. Bullseye.

She flipped out. I fell down laughing, and inside, still haven't stopped yet.

Posted by: Chad Day on June 6, 2006 9:43 AM | permalink

Oh, I should specify that I was wearing jeans, and it basically rolled right off.

Still gross.

I've also had my hat pooped on once, and one time when I was at the park, a bird shat right into the Snapple I had just opened.

Also, when we were at the beach, a seagull doodied on my friend Tapper's t-shirt. And once, coming back from Starbucks, a pigeon crapped on my coworker Warren's jacket.

Posted by: Joe Grossberg on June 6, 2006 11:16 AM | permalink

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