I'm glad no one was hurt. But I'm also glad that the local terrorist-loving shitheads I've criticized previously has had a difficult time spreading their often-vile message lately:

The Muslim Link. April 28, 2006 Issue.

PAPERS UNAVAILABLE: Due to the Will of Allah, there will be no paper edition of the Muslim Link newspaper this issue (April 28, 2006). While distributing, a tire on our distribution van burst into flames. Our driver was able to pull over quickly and was not hurt alhumdulillah. However, the rest of the van caught fire and -- along with most (6,900 copies of 7,100) of the new edition -- was burnt to ashes.

This is the plan of Allah, and we do not complain. We ask Allah to forgive us for all the shortcomings and errors we make while putting out the newspaper, and we ask him to continue blessing and supporting this project as He has been from its inception.

If you would like to donate a van in good working condition, or if you would like to donate funds to replace our distribution vehicle, please call our office at [redacted] as soon as possible. All donations are tax deductible and -- more importantly -- are loved by Our Creator. He promised that your wealth will never decrease because of charity.

Maybe, God willing, someone will jump into this void and create a newspaper for the Muslim community that isn't an apologist for people that pervert Islam into a justification for murdering Americans.

(Hat tip, Chana.)

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