Rachael Ray's Cheesecake Photos
Rachael Ray's spread in FHM a few years back was so preposterous it's worth revisiting. Licking chocolate off of a spoon, sucking on a strawberry and — best of all — wearing a black bra while she removes a roasted chicken from the oven ... it doesn't quite work.
Also she's just not that cute to begin with.
Posted by: ChuckJerry on March 13, 2006 6:18 PM | permalinkWhile them thar pictures are a tad too cheesecake (a pun! omg!) please don't suggest that RR is not indeed teh hawt.
She's much better looking that them other Food TV tramps.
Posted by: Bubba on March 13, 2006 6:43 PM | permalinkOh please. I'd take Nigella Lawson over her in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Joe Grossberg on March 13, 2006 7:10 PM | permalinkI call Rachel Ray "S's other girlfriend." That said, those photos are too cheesy - she's more the girl next door, not the desperate housewife next door.
j:
They're trying to do both, and succeeding at neither. There are few things in this world that I like more than the female body and good food, and those photos did nothing for me.
Posted by: Joe Grossberg on March 14, 2006 12:31 PM | permalinkThey should have used Giatta from Food Network. She's always showing loads of cleavage and is beautiful.
Plus, and this is going to come off as TOTALLY catty, but how old are those pictures? Because her body looks nothing like that these days. (At least from what I can tell from watching her show) Which leads me to believe that a lot of touch-up work was used in the labs post-photo shoot. Meow.
Posted by: Elyssa on March 15, 2006 10:45 AM | permalinkNo more comments! Either someone has violated Godwin's Law, I'm tired of the discussion or, most likely, the ten-week window has closed. You can, however, contact me through email.