The first pasta prophet, Bobby Henderson, has a $80,000 advance to write a mock bible.

Our carbohydrate Creator's visage burnt onto a piece of toast.

It's a mocking repudiation of anti-Evolutionism and "Intelligent Design". Check the updates lower on that page; the "WWFSMD" license plate nearly made me piss myself.

P.S. I'm still partial to the wittier Norse alternative, but I dig the collaborative effort at mocking religious zealouts.

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