My friend Deadprogrammer is a fan of the obscure caffeinated beverage. He acquired an unopened can of "New Coke" on eBay. And then drank it. Apparently the rumor that Diet Coke with Splenda is the same recipe as New Coke (but with a sugar substitute, obviously) may be true.

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