This Week's Google Questions
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Inspired by "Riddle me this, Google", I will answer your questions.
The following are all from my Google referrer logs over the past week:
what do humidifiers do
They use a fan to blow air through a wet filter. The air picks up moisture and spreads around the room.
why handsome guys like ugly women?
Because guys are lazy, ugly women appreciate the attention and, as Plutarch said, "When the candles are out, all women are fair."
how to make isometric pixel
Click the "pencil" tool. Choose a color. Click once on the "canvas". You're done.
how do guys fuck their female dogs
Doggy style, I would imagine.
where's my bulldozer
Jesus! How do you lose a freaking bulldozer? Right where you left it, I'd hope
why gay marriage is wrong
Because Pat Robertson says so.
how to eat tofu
With your mouth. And chopsticks, preferably.
how to stop a bullet
I've heard you can stop a bullet with numchucks.
update
A "Google referrer log" means that my web server's logs are filled with stuff like:
200.91.100.134 - - [12/Aug/2005:00:19:11 -0700] "GET /archives/000676.html HTTP/1.1" 200 23602 "http://www.google.co.cr/search?hl=es&q=best+guy+ass+ever&meta=" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)"
What that means is that someone recently visited a page on my site after searching Google - Costa Rica for "best guy ass ever". I also know they were using Internet Explorer version 6.0 on Windows (or at least were pretending to do so). Yadda yadda yadda.
I still have no idea what a "google referrer log" is. Can you explain it in layman's terms for me?
Posted by: Daffy on August 12, 2005 11:28 AM | permalinkThanks for the update and for shedding a little light on the subject for me.
Posted by: Daffy on August 12, 2005 12:48 PM | permalinkNo more comments! Either someone has violated Godwin's Law, I'm tired of the discussion or, most likely, the ten-week window has closed. You can, however, contact me through email.