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How Not to Persuade Me to Edit My Blog

Jul 05, 2005 4:20 PM
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Date: Tue, 5 Jul 2005 13:10:50 -0700
From: "Mehrdad Momeni" <persianprideyall@gmail.com>
To: [me]
Subject: fuck u
fuck mother fucker jaber could school u up any day you jsut got a bad picture of him
u better delete that forum or ill have the persian pride kick your ass bitch kiss my ass

I think he's referring to the Iranian Georghe Muresan.

Yeah, he could whip my ass. He's got one-and-a-half feet on me (and two feet in wingspan). The guy can grab rim flat-footed, but he's still ugly as sin.


Comments: How Not to Persuade Me to Edit My Blog

Gee, you're full of advice today.

Posted by: ChuckJerry on July 5, 2005 4:59 PM | permalink

In the interest of comedy, I am going to respond to his comments (I recognize that his comments don't really merit a logical response):

1) I find it hard to believe that he could find a "good picture" of Jaber.

2) Why would he send Jaber to come beat you up? Why wouldn't either (a) he refer Jaber to your site to get him good and riled up to come kick your ass? or (b) just come kick your ass himself? Is Jaber really going to risk having an arrest on his record to come avenge his good name?

3) He probably really was mad when he wrote the letter. His post is a mad run-on sentence with the insults and threats incoherently strung together.

4) What were the odds that you were going to actually erase your post because you recognized the error of your ways and in retrospect shouldn't have called Jaber ugly? (Is he uglier than Muresan? Manute Bol? Anybody in NBA history?)

Posted by: on July 6, 2005 8:59 AM | permalink

Eh, I went to school with Popeye. He looked the same back then, too :-)

Posted by: Bubba on July 6, 2005 2:57 PM | permalink

No more comments! Either someone has violated Godwin's Law, I'm tired of the discussion or, most likely, the ten-week window has closed. You can, however, contact me through email.