From one recent email:

• Learn punctuation, grammar and spelling. Don't open your email with a sentence containing: "@+[sic] years experoence [sic]". If your English is that poor when you're trying to make a great impression, I'd hate to read documentation you wrote when you were under a tight deadline. Seriously, get a friend to edit it.
• Don't put ten email addresses in the "To:" field of your email. That's like asking out ten girls at the same time; unless you're the Rick James of the programming world, it isn't gonna work

update

I also recommend you submit a code sample that does not contain the comment:

// what the fuck was i doing with this?

No more comments! Either someone has violated Godwin's Law, I'm tired of the discussion or, most likely, the ten-week window has closed. You can, however, contact me through email.