Creationists: Jews? What Jews?

May 03, 2005 12:23 PM
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It's bad enough that these people don't believe in evolution, and are building a museum dedicated to such nonsense, but apparently they don't believe in Jews either:

Creationists' Seven C's

Their theistic summary of world history skips right from the Tower of Babel (Genesis 10 and 11) to the birth of Jesus (New Testament).

Since Abraham, the first Jew, premieres in Genesis 15, that means Judaism doesn't exist (or at least doesn't matter) in their compact version of history. No Jacob, no Moses, nobody. We skip straight from non-existent to heathen!


Comments: Creationists: Jews? What Jews?

Maybe there's just not a "C" for Judaism.

Unless they use "circumcision".

Posted by: ChuckJerry on May 3, 2005 7:25 PM | permalink

Choooooooo Yes!

Posted by: Joe Grossberg on May 3, 2005 8:47 PM | permalink

They left out "Crusades" and "Catholics Clergy Raping Small Boys".

Oh, I guess they need to put a good face forward instead of telling the truth...no...that's Confession. Hmmm...

Posted by: Bubba on May 4, 2005 11:07 AM | permalink

One "C" that I think is missing is "Controlling the masses"

http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc215.gif

Posted by: O'dell on May 4, 2005 12:51 PM | permalink

No more comments! Either someone has violated Godwin's Law, I'm tired of the discussion or, most likely, the ten-week window has closed. You can, however, contact me through email.