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Cold Eeze?

Jan 28, 2005 9:47 AM
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Cold Eeze nuuuuuts. (Say it out loud; trust me, it's funny.)

Actually, they are the bomb. They taste like candied aluminum foil and seem a little shady (you need to take them on a full stomach and avoid citrus fruits), but man.

I've had a cold that has been waxing and waning over the past two weeks, with all kinds of nasty symptoms along the way, from an awful sore throat to a mild pinkeye, to sinus clogging, to post-nasal drip, to coughing.

I tried Alka Seltzer Cold, Tylenol Cold, Ricola cough drops, green tea, tea with honey, drinking lots of water, getting lots of sleep and ... nada.

But I took one Cold-Eeze last night, and the symptoms were gone in about 15 minutes. When I woke up this morning, it wasn't totally vanquished, but I was feeling great.

I'm sucking on another one today.


Comments: Cold Eeze?

"I'm sucking on another one today."

I'll bet.

Posted by: ChuckJerry on January 28, 2005 4:37 PM | permalink

Only one? You used to do two or three back in the day.

Posted by: O'dell on January 28, 2005 8:49 PM | permalink

From the "great minds think alike" department, Jerry: I literally was going to type in word-for-fucking-word what you wrote. O'dell's comment, funny as well.

Any other attempts I could make to add on to the comedy would be redundant.

Posted by: Max on January 30, 2005 9:16 AM | permalink

This is your worst post ever. Pre-emptively, no one cares about next week's post about the skin peeling off the botton of your foot, either.

Tremblix.

Posted by: Brian on February 1, 2005 10:10 AM | permalink

Hey man, next tiem you have a cold, you'll thank me. It's not like I posted pictures of my snot.

Posted by: Joe Grossberg on February 1, 2005 11:23 AM | permalink

No more comments! Either someone has violated Godwin's Law, I'm tired of the discussion or, most likely, the ten-week window has closed. You can, however, contact me through email.