When handsome dude sleeps with average women, it fucks things up for everyone else, as a Craig's List poster notes:

[T]he average girl ... bangs a hot guy every now and then, and she really thinks she is the shit. No one told her, though, that any guy (hot or not) will bang any average girl. Sadly, the average women develop this "I'll never settle" mentality. Average guys are suddenly not an option for them, leaving us average guys out in the cold. The genuine hot girls, of course, are not an option for us, so that leaves us with the fat chicks. Thanks. Thanks a lot, hot guy. Meanwhile, the really hot chicks are sitting around dissing us and waiting for you to come talk to them. (And we can only imagine the torture that the fat guys are going through as we average guys are forced to mack on their women.)

Unlike the idiotic illusions of pop culture — whereby Maxim-reading schlubs think they could bone a swimsuit model and, even worse, "Sex In the City"-watching chicks think they can afford a NYC apartment on a writer's salary, have gorgeous men fawning after them and be as svelte as Sarah Jessica Parker, despite a rigorous diet of Chinese food, ice cream and cosmopolitans — this transpires in real-life.

I saw it first-hand at college, where there were a negligible number of hot chicks, a decent number of average chicks and a whole lot of dogs who looked like they could be William Hung's sister. Naturally, guys have got to get laid, and the pretty-boys and jocks hogged the few cute girls; the average guys like me hooked up with ugly girls more often than we'd like to admit; and the nerdy guys kept their virginities intact until they were at least seniors and could fast-talk a drunk freshman out of her clothes.

Then again, I've been with women way more attractive than I'd have expected. So maybe this guy's approach is wrong, if his analysis isn't. If your timing is right, and you kick it often enough, eventually your best game is bound to be better than a hot chick's lowered defenses. Then you fucking run with it.

In the meantime, it's the reverse of the Nash equilibrium in "A Beautiful Mind"; instead of all the guys getting laid on account of their ignoring the hot blonde for a so-so chick apiece, a Colin Farrell bones every homely ho in the room and recalibrates their expectations accordingly. The results are women whose standards result in loneliness for both sexes.

Man, that was a great rant, if sexist, offensive and obnoxious. I need to do this more often.

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