update Oh well, so much for that. He's won a million now.

Some 30-year old software engineer from Utah has won $512,959 on Jeopardy.

Thing is, though, it's after they lifted the five-day rule (after five consecutive wins, you no longer continue on to the next episode) and with the new, doubled, dollar amounts.

And it isn't a record anyway. My nigga Brad Rutter won twice that, you little ho. And he didn't do it against a bunch of everyday contestants either.

Not to rain on your parade or anything.

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