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A Crazy Fucking Knife

May 20, 2004 5:26 PM
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Damn, dude ... this weapon seized by Australian Customs officials looks like some shit out of Mad Max.

multi-blade knife

I love the studs on the wristguard. Even on a weapon like this, they look gratuitous.


Comments: A Crazy Fucking Knife

Uh... what the? I'd say the whole thing is gratuitous. I don't even want to imagine trying to use it. That being said, I know several people who would love me forever if I bought that as a Christmas present for them.

Posted by: BaronBrian on May 20, 2004 6:30 PM | permalink

That thing is gorgeous. I'd love to have that on display or something. =)

Posted by: Lisa on May 20, 2004 6:49 PM | permalink

They should have tried to claim that it was a movie prop for the upcoming movie "Mad Max IV: Fury Road." (no joke, I think Mel Gibson will be in this one)

Posted by: O'dell on May 20, 2004 10:02 PM | permalink

I noticed the 'Critical Mass' insignia, so I googled for "Critical Mass Knives". Sure enough. You too can own one for $68.99

http://www.888knivesrus.com/product/NVTA52CRITICAL

Posted by: TJS on May 20, 2004 11:34 PM | permalink

Ha ha, just looked at this entry again... I had missed you mentioning that it looked like something out of Mad Max. I was thinking exactly the same thing.

Posted by: O'dell on May 21, 2004 10:13 AM | permalink

I was thinking maybe He-Man, because of the wrist guard ... but even Skeletor is too tame for that.

Posted by: Joe Grossberg on May 21, 2004 11:32 AM | permalink

Some retard trailer trash hick just got arrested for almost flaying a man's flesh off with one of these. I bet the bloke who owned this thing had a tiny, tiny penis.

Posted by: Andy on December 9, 2006 1:32 PM | permalink

I have the critical mass and love to mess with my roomates friend with it. I am a 290 lb dude so me coming out of my room in boxers to an unexpecting guest is great. The reactions are priceless. GREAT conversation piece.

Posted by: jason on October 6, 2007 6:35 PM | permalink

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