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Jose Lima's Wife

May 19, 2004 11:47 AM
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Last week, Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Jose Lima sang the National Anthem before the ballgame.

Apparently displeased that the fans were focusing on something else, the photo has been cropped. Hint: it ain't his kid.

Before:
Jose Lima's wife

After:
Jose Lima's wife

(via Fark)


Comments: Jose Lima's Wife

Nice coincidence.
The forum discussion is pretty clichee, which has me thinking what women would discuss, in terms of "mens' fake"? Fake chest hair? Fake touche muscles? Fake....hm?

Posted by: mademoiselle a. on May 19, 2004 12:09 PM | permalink

Just another reason why the Dodgers are the greatest....

Posted by: Nicardo Autobahn on May 19, 2004 12:10 PM | permalink

Mme. A.:

Fake hair?

Nick:

They're millionaire athletes in LA. What do you expect?

Posted by: Joe Grossberg on May 19, 2004 2:20 PM | permalink

I expect nothing less from L.A. athletes, and especially from that freak Jose Lima....

But whoever it was on that message board that said those things are hanging low has a point. Not a great point, mind you, but a point nonetheless....

Posted by: Nicardo Autobahn on May 19, 2004 9:30 PM | permalink

The picture was cropped because the league did not like the press coverage her breasts were getting, the little boy IS Jose's biological son (and he looks just like his other two son's by two different women) and Jose was not legally married (already divirced) to his wife at the time of their appearance (an on and off again relationship). Just thought you should know.

Posted by: Anonymous on April 22, 2007 8:49 PM | permalink

Lima's wife is hella hot!! I would love to have just five minutes with her.

Posted by: Big Joe on January 21, 2008 12:14 PM | permalink

lol. melissa is my neighbor. she's really nice. kinda a wino though. her boobs are huge!

Posted by: taylor on February 27, 2008 6:57 PM | permalink

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