This is me with my college buddy, Nicardo Autobahn. We're not actually retarded ... OK, yes we are. He's doing a better "Confused Pete" (see http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/zipper3.jpg — NOTE: I cannot link directly to the image; their server disallows that because too many people did it. To see the pic, cut-and-paste the URL into your browser.) imitation than I am.

This is Nick's wife. You don't know who she is. Even if you do. In fact, I don't know her. It's a digitally altered image. Yeah. (It's an inside joke.)

It was cool to see her anyway.

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