Don't remember.

Dracula. I dark hair, pale skin and had awful teeth before I got braces. Plus, it's freaking simple — black cape, fake fangs, fake blood and you're set.

Yes. I put pee pee in their Coke.

Nope. At work, each team carves a pumpkin. This year, Ben and I made one that looks like our Reservoir Dogs poster.

When I was a freshman in high school, walking home from a party, two drunk women drove by and told me to "suck [their] tits". I changed routes, they found me again and said they had a gay friend who they were gonna pick up and have rape me. That was pretty damn scary. I started running in some random direction and then realized I was lost. Eventually I found a traffic light/major street and reoriented myself.

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