Turns out that the guy behind the cable-advertised, medium-core porn series has been doing some wildin' out of his own. The Smoking Gun says, "Several underage girls were filmed topless and bathing together at a local motel. Investigators allege that Joseph Francis, 30, and his cohorts filmed the minors last week during spring break festivities in Panama City ... [C]ops executed search warrants on Francis's condominium and his corporate Lear jet. Those raids yielded ... cocaine, and evidence of personal use of Ecstasy and pot."

They insinuate, "it makes you wonder whether the previous "Girls Gone Wild" productions (which have raked in nearly $100 million) may also contain kiddie porn." Well, kiddie porn is a strong word for, say, showing the breasts of a girl just days before her 18th birthday, but you can bet your ass they did. The series features many "college girls" and even if the filmmakers did ask for ID, they'd probably be handed fake ones.

Come to think of it, I'm surprised they've stayed afloat this long. I'm sure there is an army of women angry that one night's poor, intoxicated judgement had become a matter of public, permanent record.

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