Joe Millionaire's Secret
I know who the Joe Millionaire winner is. In other words, I can tell you who won Joe Millionaire. Even though it's a secret. Ah, reality TV shows and their huge audiences.
Thanks for the idea, John. I wonder how many hits this will generate.
Oh, and the winner? Fox wins. Duh.
OK fine, that's a cop-out. But maybe I'll get some good hate mail to post.
Hey! Now that's not fair LOL.
What a great idea, though. I usually go blogging around in other territory but found myself drawn to seeing what might pop up in a Google search.
I still can't believe I'm watching that show. Oh well, I'm sure I'm already damned to hell for other offenses....
Thanks for the laugh!
((do you really think I'd sign this?))
a very ashamed, ME
OK. I don't know who will win, but I have a feeling how this will end. Call it intuition.
I believe that Joe is really a lowly construction worker that he is portrayed to be. I believe that he was told that he would not make much money off the show. Mainly he would get to travel and stay in the mansion and possibly meet the girl of his dreams.
In the end, I predict that he makes his decision then completes the awful dreaded task of telling the woman he chooses the truth.
Once she gives her reply, the whole world will be shocked.... because joe will be informed that he actually has really earned 1 million dollars for participating in the show!!!!!!!
Everyone wins! Joe has really become a millionaire. The woman that chose him even without the cash gets the cash too! And the whole world is shocked at what was not anticipated at all! well, everyone except myself that is.
The perfect storybook ending!
Mark my words people. HAHAHA
I don't know how I do these things.
Posted by: Justin Truelove on February 10, 2003 10:22 PM | permalinkI also have a feeling as to how it will end. I think Evan will choose blondie, just because she's somewhat of a fake, and he seems to like that. I do believe that he really is a construction worker, and I dont't think he will make much money off of the show. As for the winner, whomever it is should sue the show. I would. btw, did anyone catch one of the last episodes where the one girl claimed to be a mercenary?? Lol I *hope* she meant to say "Missionary."
Posted by: Mary on February 10, 2003 10:39 PM | permalinkMary, I noticed that Mercenary comment too. It must have been a freudian slip because one of the meanings of mercenary is "motivated by profit" and I think she really is. Joe is so retarded that he didn't even get it. One of my favorite parts of the show.
Posted by: Cynthia on February 11, 2003 2:11 PM | permalinki think it will be zora the the Brunette because they just seem to 'click' more than the blond bimbo. she seems too money hungry for me... u can see it in her face even if evan cant.
Posted by: CrzyKlly on February 11, 2003 2:31 PM | permalinkWho cares which won he picks..either way they are doomed....all he did was lie from the start and either girl has no idea whom he really is...Nice one EVAN!
Posted by: on February 11, 2003 8:54 PM | permalinkI read on a CNN website that someone who knows Evan's family says Evan has a twin brother, Ethan, who has been on half of the dates. This would make sense, as it would be a good "twist" to the end of the show!
Posted by: Sue on February 13, 2003 4:16 PM | permalinkIt's all scripted and fake anyway. The real people that are being lied to are the viewers, not the ladies.
Posted by: on February 14, 2003 3:03 PM | permalinkI think that Evan will pick the blonde because that is the kind of women most men want. I think that Zora is a women that knows when something is not right that is why she does not let her guard down and I hope that she gets picked over the blonde because you can tell that Sara is only after one thing and that is money.
Posted by: Kathy on February 15, 2003 3:01 PM | permalinkDear fellow Joe watchers,
I think what happens is,that Joe is genuine.That
that the butler is the real millionaire & at the
end runs away with the girl that Joe chooses.He is
using Joe like a glove puppet.Joe ends up back
digging holes a broken man realising how close he
came to real happiness.The butler is then hunted
by Interpol.I was in this situation and that is
what happened to me.The lesson being,it is a cruel
world after all.
I think that no matter what happens. He does have some money coming to him after the show. Since he has made FOX millions. Also the Girls won't want to be with a lier anyway. Why waste their time with or without the 50 million. Who wants to stay with someone you can't trust at all. Plus did anyone get the Enuendos that he slept with two of the girls already. What will that do in the end when the girl he picks finds out?
Posted by: Give me a Break on February 17, 2003 8:18 AM | permalinkDONT FUCK AROUND GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ILL SEW UR JEW ASS FOR FALSE ADVERTIZEMENT!
Posted by: dutchass on February 17, 2003 2:03 PM | permalinkALL I GOTTA SAY IS I WANNT SUCK ON ZORAS TITS AND PUSSY AND LUBE THAT SHIT UP AND MAKE HER CUM ALL OVER ME. AND FOR THAT SARAH CHICK SHES JUST A DUMB BLOND THAT FIENDS THE COCK AND CASH BUT ID STILL FUCK HER UP THE ASS! MAYBE A LITTLE TITTIE SUCK TOO!
Posted by: on February 17, 2003 2:07 PM | permalinkHe'll pick Zora.
Zora will have to choose between penniless Joe, or Rich guy butler.
She will choose Joe. Then they will be presented with some money to smooth things over.
The end.
Posted by: on February 17, 2003 4:29 PM | permalinkYou all are wronge. I think that he'll pick Sarah and she'll leave him for the butler.
Posted by: on February 17, 2003 9:03 PM | permalinkhe will zora and the producer will give then 1,000,000.00 dollars
Posted by: john doe on February 18, 2003 2:11 PM | permalinkjoe will pick zora and the producer will give them $1,000,000.00. so in the end zora, evan and the audience will be happy!
Posted by: on February 18, 2003 2:14 PM | permalinkJust for the record, the previous two comments came the day *after* the finalé aired. Hmmm ... I wonder why you guessed right.
Posted by: Joe Grossberg on February 18, 2003 4:19 PM | permalinkHeh, had similar comments on mine too but I pulled many of them... Looks like our Joe Millionaire fun is over...
Posted by: john on February 18, 2003 8:53 PM | permalinkIt turns out Joe is not his real name !!!!
And he was once a woman!!!!!
he will take the butler up the ass on his pansy horse and the chicks will all go mud wrestling, well in my world anyway
Posted by: on March 25, 2003 6:01 AM | permalink1) He's gay, with the buttler.
2) Goes for Zora.
3) Buttler is the real millionaire.
4) Joe's a gay wrestler.
or Joe really did inherit U.S.$50000000.00
i think that evan really has money because i know that constructan workers make more money than that i mean i am a security guard and i make 22k a year so he must have bank
Posted by: anthony on April 30, 2003 7:14 PM | permalinki know he picks zora and when he tells her the truth she stays with him i know this because my friend from the uk has already seent the show and told me the twist is that he realy does have money and is lieying to get a girl that like him for him even thought he is ugly i dont see what all those fine ass women seen in him exept his money i mean danm some of those girls where like playboy girls so shit..
Posted by: padro on April 30, 2003 7:19 PM | permalinkthe butler is the millionair but so is joe and he is just saying he isnt so the money grubbing ho's like him and then he askes them to marry him they say yes and then he say gues what bitch i am not a millionair and they leave his ass and in the end he realy is a millionair sot ehr is the end and the twist and evan isnt hot enuff to be a modle he is to hairy and he has a nasty body
Posted by: rebecca on April 30, 2003 7:23 PM | permalinkI'm living in Asia. 8 months after Joe became a HOT topic in USA, then only the show came here. I know it sounds kinda pathetic...but what can we Asian viewers do? I enjoyed watching those women putting each other down for one reason: MONEY! When Joe 1st chose the 12 lucky ladies, i saw some women in the 12 group actually deserved to be in the group of 8 unlucky women. Why couldn't they be the person they were before they went to France? When they 1st saw Joe riding the horse, the most popular sentence dat came outta their mouths was "oohhh he's so handsome!". But in real life, I dont think they would compliment a very gorgeous construction worker or a handsome taxi driver or a good looking fast food worker coz they have no money to shower these money-hungry girls with wine, diamonds,....or even sex. to these girls, no money no talk and no sex. Well, i would like to add something...if i were one of those girls, i would lie back to Joe, and make him believe that i was a millionaire's daughter...so he wud choose me...and at the end, he wud get back wat he gave. If i were Joe, i wouldn't pick Heidi to be in the next level, coz she was very selfish, over-confident and the most money-hungry among them all. Being a blonde was the reason why Joe picked her.
Posted by: Aimz Willz on October 10, 2003 12:11 AM | permalinkI think it will be Alison! Joe is attracted to her...
Posted by: abe on October 16, 2003 2:36 PM | permalinki live in finland and the show started yesterday. me and my family were laughing at the girls. what are they going to say afterwards when they see themselves at the television. oh, poor girls.. =) they are making fool of themselves. heidi was awful, i hope he didn`t choose her... does someone of you really know who was the winner...? i tried to find a website where i could find the answer, but i haven`t found it yet. i`m hoping that somebody who has seen the hole show and knows who won, would be so nice and send the answer to me. my e-mail is: alexaz@suomi24.fi. thank you!
Posted by: krisse on November 3, 2003 5:03 AM | permalinkI'll bet you are starting to see more JM referrers again Joe, you've got to find a way to capitalize on it like I am! :-)
http://www.johnsjottings.com/archives/2003/11/03/joe_millionaire_returns.html
Posted by: john on November 3, 2003 9:41 PM | permalink_____________________________________________
He picks Zora!
The secret; Zora is a millionaire!
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Posted by: newsman on November 7, 2003 10:27 AM | permalinkI have seen the show and here it comes; Joe chooses Zora, and the twist is that they will get million dollars. so simple, heh ;)
Posted by: claudia on December 30, 2003 10:33 AM | permalinkNo more comments! Either someone has violated Godwin's Law, I'm tired of the discussion or, most likely, the ten-week window has closed. You can, however, contact me through email.